Friend's,
I look just Fucking great this morning don't I?
I got Fucked at Walmart and once I got home!
I became sick at my Stomach not long after I walked in the door and some woman told me to lay down!
I unfortunately did and woke up at 1:00. It was around 2:30 am before I was satisfied enough that I would be ready to go back to bed that I wouldn't wake up miserable because I am a God Damned Discipline person!!!!!!!!!
That's why when I get Adderall or Vyvanse I don't get it done properly because I am defiant as Hell about my God Damned Discipline!
When you fuck with my Discipline I will almost cut my nose off in spite of my face!
The people that fuck with my discipline visit me on hearing aids they make me mad as God Damn Hell!
That's why they forced me out of the Goddamned Home Building Business and have made this business a miserable excuse of a success!
No I didn't want to get up this morning after 14 years of Bull Fucking shit from the people that love me and the wonderful State of Alabama!
I don't give a Damn about watching the Alabama Football game Today for that very reason but I will out of loyalty to the Team I love so but Fuck the rest of The University of Alabama!
The numbers I came up with if I had been taken to my Blue Cross and Blueshield Doctor - Doctor Bergman in 2003 and dosed with Adderall XR instead of what appears to be Lithium if allowed to keep my Company Classic Southern Homes, LLC Open are staggering for the local economy even if we had a God Damned Depression under President George Bush and Federal Reserve Chairman Greenspan!
I saw it coming the following numbers are adjusted down!
In the last 14 years and let's drop 2007 and 2008 to almost Zero!
235 Homes Sold, Completed and the Money Collected or 35,000,000 in Economic Impact- Please do the rest of the math yourself!
I would have Opened a Fucking Marine Supply Store anyway since Boater's World was about to go out of business because of the coming God Damned Depression and that would have been after the Depression when the Economy began to rebound!
My mentor in the Home-Building business and hero sent me a letter asking me to call him after I was put out of business Charles God-Damned Dukes but when I called him I had to turn down his offer to come back because I had Hearing Aids in my Ears!
I could have ruined his business too!
I was called for Jury Duty!
I had to get my Psychiatrist to write up something so I wouldn't sacrifice my Values and Morals again!
I actually enjoyed Jury Duty the one time I served on one!
I am devastated 24/7/365 even if you walk into my store and you see a different face.
Please have a good weekend and think of me and my 14 year agony as you spend time with your wives and children that you so long to be successful in this life on every level even if you don't agree with my solution.
I assure you if you don't agree with me then you don't or never seen the benefits of the solution that would have saved my life!
That is perfectly okay with me - hopefully will from someone in the future!
Please visit the Store located 1 Mile South of Walmart in Fairhope on the East side of the Road where you will find a much wider variety and Selection of Marine Supplies and Fishing Rod and Reel Combos/Gear to Choose from than I have offered previously!
I have another next day wholesale supplier on my list that helps me offer NO shipping cost to you the Customer!
If you need anything else from a Light Bulb to a NEW Boat Trailer we can have that in or to the Store for you in a matter of a day or two - it takes a couple of weeks to get your NEW Boat Trailer to the Store once the Order for the Model chosen is placed!
Have you noticed my face and what the electrical charge that I spoke of that was used on me has done to my Testosterone Level?
I when was the last time you saw my face clean shaven and how much growth have you seen in the last few days?
Thank you!
Welcome to the Store!
Please keep me in mind if you are a Commercial Fisherman a Marine Mechanic or Repair/Restore Boat Hulls and Boat Trailers you automatically qualify for 10% off my regularly advertised pricing and that Discount is applied to Orders shipped into the Store as Well!
If you are a private boat owner you will get my best price quote on both "In-Stock" Merchandise and/or anything we order for you!
The Brute Force Marine, RV Batteries and the Auto/Truck Battery I keep "In-Stock" have a One-Year FREE Replacement Guarantee!
Friend's you are also more than Welcome to bring your Boat by the Store!
If not.......
Please bring in your old parts and/or pictures and I will let you know if I need more information if the photo does not provide an Apples to Apples or exact manufacturer and model number match to your original parts.
Text me photos of the old parts and I will work with them and the information that that you can provide.
I will be more than happy to call and message you with a price, quote and with a delivery date.
Engine Parts - As stated above it would definitely be better if I had your old parts on the parts counter here at the Store in order for me to better serve you!
Hopefully I have the parts you need in the Store but if not it is no problem to order most anything you need for your boat, engine or trailer and as always - your order should be in the next day if not within two days.
To Order Engine parts I need Year, Model and Serial Number.
Serial Number Particularly on Mercury Engines!
Propeller's -if at all possible bring in your old wheel as it has a number stamped on it that will help considerably in getting you the right propeller.
I will most likely ask you a few questions regarding the performance of your boat if that is one of your concerns and I will consult the Propeller Manufacturer when Necessary.
NEW Magic Tilt BOAT TRAILERS
If you would like a quote on a Magic-Tilt Boat Trailer I need to know everything about your Boat!
1) Make and Model of the Boat.
2) Year Boat was Manufactured.
3) Engine Make and Model.
4) Horsepower of the Engine.
5) Two or Four Stroke Engine.
6) Fuel Capacity of the Boat.
7) Any Special Requested Equipment that you may want for your NEW Trailer.
I would Love to have your Order for a NEW Magic-Tilt Boat Trailer from Battleship Marine!
A link to the Magic-Tilt Website is posted below and on the Trailer Parts page so please feel free to visit and browse their Catalog!
"Let me quote you a price based on my low overhead and let's see if we can save you some and money!"
*Marine Electronics - Let me quote that piece of Electronics or Package of Electronics and the Associated Accessories you have planned for your Boat!
*Marine Electronics do have an in "Store" warranty with your purchase receipt that is based on my Supplier's and the Manufacturer's Policy.
All NEW Boating Supplies, Boat Trailer Parts and other accessories purchased from Battleship Marine as well as Engine Parts are Returnable with your Receipt.
Please when if at all possible return the item(s) with original packaging.
Fishing Equipment and Gear
I have NEW Rod and Reel Combo's in the Store or out front on Display when the Weather allows the Display to be out Front!
ALL NEW Rod and Reel Combo's come with a 30 day Warranty in the Store with your Receipt!
Please keep in mind most of the Reels I have on "Consignment" are also NEW and have never been used!
Please make an Offer on Consignment Items - The Consignee may not accept your Offer but they just may! All offers will be Presented on your behalf!
Let's all have a Safe and Enjoyable 2018 Boating Season!
Please read on.........
THEIR WILL BE NO SHIPPING CHARGES ON "Special"ORDERS OVER $100.00. with the exception of MagicTilt Boat Trailer Parts unless I can pool your Order!
9% Sales Tax is added to your Purchase.
A "Drop Ship Fee" maybe added if shipped directly from the "Wholesale" Warehouse or from the manufacturer which in most cases is an Additional $10.00 to $15.00.
Upfront Pricing is Guaranteed as is NO additional Shipping costs or I might even eat the Shipping costs for you if I can!
All NEW Boating Supplies and NEW Rod/Reel Combos are covered by a 30 Day Warranty with your Purchase Receipt!
Listed below are some of the Categories of Marine Supplies that are "Available" or "In-Stock" at Battleship Marine by my Wholesalers that are "Available" to you!
*General Boating
*Safety Supplies
*Anchoring
*Mooring
*Water-Sports
*Trolling
*Fishing
*Seating
*Covers
*Tops
*Paint
*Maintenance
*Deck Hardware
*Fasteners
*Steering
*Controls
*Pumps and Plumbing
*Ventilation
*Marine Engine Parts
*Fuel Tanks, Fuel Lines, Fuel Fittings, Fuel Filters
*Oil, Grease, Lubricants
*Electronics
*Navigation Equipment
*Electrical Supplies
*Lighting Supplies
*Marine Batteries
*Propellers (Stainless Steel and Aluminum)
*Zincs and Anodes
*Fishing Equipment (Rod and Reel Combos and Equipment)
*Boat Trailer Parts
*Below is a Link Straight to Magic-Tilt Trailers if you would like to look at a NEW Boat Trailer!
Just click on the Blue Link and go Directly to their site:
The Link to the Magic Boat Tilt Trailer "Website!!!"
Thank you very much for visiting and browsing my website!
I look forward to serving your Boating and Fishing Hardware/Gear Needs!
Floyd "Clifton" Wooley
Roll Tide!!!!
Go Jaguars!!!!
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